Why I Don't Mind If You Never Read This

Really, if you're a friend or know me, I won't feel slighted in the least, nor do I hope that you feel obligated to point your browsers my direction and read what I put here. I took the last week off from reading any blogs, and it was a refreshing break. If not reading this blog helps clear some of the noise in you life, I totally sympathize with you. Blogs are like salad bars at steak houses: they get you excited to eat the meat. You've missed the point of appetizers if you go to nice restaurants and only eat fries and never get the roast chicken. You've missed the point of this blog if you only read blogs and troll the internet and don't go outside and stare at trees and clouds, or turn the music off and think hard about life, or go to the one Word that never grows old and feast on its meat.