Probable Signs You Should Have Been Sleeping a While Ago

At work:

• You struggle to send an email because you forget the sentence you were typing by the fourth word.
• You resort to Pop-Tarts and soda-pop to stay up. 
• You consistently nod yes to your computer screen.
• You've already started  4 projects, and you start another one because you can't remember any of them.
  
• You make ten trips across the office when three would have sufficed if you had remembered things.
• You are walking down the hallway and you run into a wall.
• Instead of being slightly concerned about your mental state, you start laughing hysterically with your coworker after running into the wall.

Other:

• Two and a half cars go around you because you didn't notice the light turned green. 
• After all that you come home and instead of going to bed, you blog about your day. Then you know you've reached the totally insane, beyond rescue. 

Thankful most days aren't like this.

(stock photo)